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""Or maybe some of those damn text messages you’re always sending out there: "Just letting you know I’m not dead in a ditch LOL little picture of a fucking whale 🐳hashtag YOLO""
- David (We’re the Millers)

(Source: latetzki)

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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